Saturday, September 19, 2009
91.3 : Erm, all listeners, please avoid traveling on K.P.E as there is a mad driver driving in the wrong direction.
wife : (Oh dear, my husband has to take that root to get home! I better give him a call.)
wife : Hey darling, you better not travel on K.P.E today there's a mad driver driving in the wrong direction!
husband : Eh the radio fail la! Not just 1 driver, all of them are traveling in the wrong direction!
Teacher : Yes wad is it?
Failing student : I don't wanna frighten u or anything but my dad says that if i don't get better grades, someone is going to get a spanking.
Teacher : Wad are 3 most common words use by students?
Student : I don't know
Teacher : That is correct!
Char Siu Pao and Man Tou were watching a sad drama.Then, Char Siu Pao started crying while Man Tou did not. Why?
ans : Char Siu Pao has feelings ( fillings )Char Siu Pao and Da Pao were watching the same drama. Char Siu Pao started crying and Da Pao cried even louder. Why?
ans: Da Pao has more feelings
Da Pao brought Kou Rou Pao to watch the same drama. Da Pao cried loudly and Kou Rou Pao cried even louder! Why?
ans: Kou Rou Pao has open feelings
Name 2 things that u can NEVER eat before breakfast.
Ans: Lunch and Dinner
